In random order, here's the entries from Round 2; apparently you lot found this one tougher, or people don't like answering in the late afternoon, I'm not sure which. Anyone may vote, even if you didn't submit an answer this round; since there's no "right answer", feel free to select based on humor, vocabulary, or whatever other criteria you may have. You may not vote for your own, though! The top-rated answer receives 3 bonus points, and everyone who votes for the top answer receives a bonus point. Voting will go for roughly 24 hours.

1. Everyone Can Mate Monday In Room Groan
   
2. Evaluating Competing Maiar? May I Recommend Gandalf?
   
3. Exercise Caution! Meth-addled Militants Importing Russian Guns
   
4. Enjoy Caring, Mar Madness: Increase Real Genius
   
5. Emergency Communication Message Means Imminent Regressive Growth
   
6. Every Celt Must Meet Individual Raid Guidelines.
   
7. Especially Concerning Most Men, I Ride Gently
   
8. Ex-Cutaneous Mammary Mass Integration Receptacle, Gray
   
9. Einstein Could Maybe Memorize In Real Genius
   
10. Economic Catastrophe! Multiple Masculine Individuals Reject Golf
    
11. Ecological Community: Mandatory Mammal Immigration and Relocation Group

Votes will be private this time, based on commentary from the first round; I'll unscreen both the submissions and votes after the round is over.